Love Hotel Manager (EN)

A fuckin’ funny card game for 2–4 hardcore facility managers aged 37, give or take.

Do yer remember Ichien-San? Dead right, the one from the Yatai stall of the Tekiya by the temple in the park! First she proper booted the opposition up the arse then went on to become Top Dog of the local Tekiya. Anyhow she's moving on from the Greasy Spoon lark now and with her business cred she's mooching into the Love Hotel game and wants to crack it bigtime.

The old fashioned Love Hotel joints look knackered mate. Dodgy, worn out furniture, no-one's bothering with 'em anymore. Scruffy dives, they give everyone a bad name and leave the managers skint. Ichien-San knows the score mate, she's gonna blow it all out and build the biggest mega Love Hotel chain in Osaka.

For that, she needs you lot, the best managers out there, no problem! You can expect top dosh, mega bonuses and fab perks, at least that's the idea. 'cause you lot are the legit movers and shakers in this game! You're the crew that cleans, hustles and busts a gut in the shadows, keepin' the joints up and runnin. You're out of sight yet every room's got your unique stamp. The smartest mover who proper sorts things out can pack the rooms out with punters. That'll bring in not just the dosh but also the respect you crave from Ichien-San.

Features & Craftsmanship:

• Limited Special Edition: Only 999 games worldwide, hand-numbered.

• Eco-Friendly Materials: Playing cards made of heavy-duty kraft paper; game parts made of solid beech wood from local German forests.

• Safe & Chemical-Free: Printed using strictly environmentally friendly, water-based inks without harmful chemicals (safe if you get carried away and chew on it!).

• Handmade Quality: Game box screen-printed by hand by our buddy Sascha.

• Creative Team: Designed by Thade, story by Volker & Artur, illustrated by Heldbergs Crew artist Chris (@killerartworx). Made in Germany.

Box Contents:

• 100 Cards (5× Love Hotel Floors, 60× Cleaning Orders, 5× Turnaround, 10× Stress, 10× Cancellation, 10× P.O.R.N.)

• 1 Facility Manager Meeple

• 2 Nuts & 2 Screws

• 1 Rulebook (English & German)

• 1 Limited Poster

• 1 Limited Door Hanger

• 1 Exclusive Signed Double Postcard (signed by designer & artist)